This is an excellent humor piece that is extremely articulate. I chuckled when I read it, but my stomach felt sick at the seemingly true reasons Bush is trying to talk about the moon and Mars. I believe the real reason is that it is felt that he can take attention off the issues that are destroying this nation. It's been done many times in this current regime. What needs to be done is for us to reject his bid to be "elected" and to put Dennis Kucinich in the White House.