I'm not interested in dating
I'm too shy for masturbating
I haven't an original idea
I think anyone different is a queer
I'm joining Rational Anarchism

My sex-drive is sublimating
I can't hold back, can't keep my leaders waiting
When the anarchist call comes through
My nerdy fist will come for you
I think anyone different is a queer

I feel uncomfortable around organized dissent
A protester's mind must be bent
Conformity must not relent
I think I'll make up a sign
I think that now is the time

I'm joining the Disorganized Resistance
I'm an anarchist's cabin boy
I'm an anarchist's cabin boy
I think that now is the time
I'm going to Break my Chains

I'm too cool to find a chick
My entire body is my dick
I can't hold back my dedication
Infiltration is ejaculation
I'm joining the Radical Cheerleaders!

This sexual repression has me down
But I feel better after being a clown
I claim I'm only walking
But deep inside I know I'm stalking

I'm joining no one

I am

alone.